Good Morning Stormy Weather!
This morning was a stiff and sore morning indeed, and my anti-inflammatory drugs will be put to good use, on this excessively humid and stormy day... as I anxiously awaited for my coffee to brew, I searched the fridge for breakfast (I don't know why I bother, I eat the same two things for breakfast each day), and opened up the freezer as well to take a quick glance...yum! Ice Cream! (No, I didn't have ice cream for breakfast!) Then, it dawned on me. This week has been all about raising awareness and brining Lupus/Chronic Illnesses into the public's eye...We've pitched board games to Milton Bradley, twisted popular children Television shows...Well today, we're creating CHRONICLYsILLy Ice Cream Novelties, bringing you a new and unique way to get some relief from those chronic aches and pains! With a variety of flavors (to meet any symptom that comes your way), these treats are sure to meet and treat even the worst of yourdaily symptoms (not to mention, they're delicious!) And Now, without further Adieu, I'd like to present you with the CHRONICLYsILLy Ice Cream Novelities Flavor for the summer of 2010:
Molten Lupus Lava Chip: A delectable blend of dark chocolate chunks, creamy fudge, and caramel all swirled together in a refreshing vanilla bean Ice cream. Infused with your daily doses of Plaquenil, Cellcept, or Methotrexate, this flavor is sure to keep those nasty lupus flares away and suppress your immune system with every bite!
Rocky Reynauds Road: A super rich and luscious french vanilla ice cream swirled with peanutbutter, and blended with toasted marshmellows, chocolate covered roasted peanuts, caramel chunks, and here's the kicker, Nifedipine ( a blood pressure medication), to keep even the worst Reynauds attacks at bay. For some added protection, Scope Rocky Reynauds Road Ice Cream into a Cone and wrap with a napkin, to keep those fingers and hands toasty while you enjoy each bite of this frozen concoction!
Muscle Spasm Mint Chocolate Chip: A delicate combination of mint-infused ice cream, with giant chunks of dark and milk chocolate chips, and an added perk, our Muscle Spasm Mint Chocolate chip ice cream has been swirled together with Flexeril (a muscle relaxer) to stop even the most stubborn of muscle spasms dead in their tracks.
Swollen and Stiff Strawberry: A unique combination of 3 varieties of organically fresh grown strawberries that have been delicately folded into our homemade strawberry ice cream, that will be sure to tantalize your taste buds with each and every bite, and an added bonus, our Swollen and Stiff strawberry has been infused with Anti-inflammatory medications, a perfect choice for those swollen and stiff days!
Now if Ice cream is not your cup of tea, or your a bit too nauseous to dig into our delectably rich ice cream flavors, we have also created a couple of non-dairy frozen treats (that are a bit lighter and easier onthe stomach) to ease your aches and pains!
Double Chocolate Fatigue:O-Licious Fudgesicles: Are you tired? Find yourself sleeping all the time? Well after one of our energizing fatigue-O-Licious fudgesicles that have been infused with shots of expresso, you'll get a burst of energy that is sure to help you through your day. One pop not enough, have a few! They're low in calories and naturally fat free!
Super Steroid Pops: These colorful Popsicles, will be a blast from your past for sure, and will take you back to your childhood! The only difference, these frozen treats have an a
dded kick of steroids to knock you immune system out with a solid one- two punch! With three fruitful flavors to chose from , Cherry, Orange and Grape, there is surely a Super Steroid Pop flavor for everyone!
Yum! I'm going to have to try some of the Swollen and Stiff Strawberry later today, to help me out with my stubborn aches and pains! Hope you found a flavor that fits you and helps your aches and pains today! Before I leave you , I want to sincerely thank each and every individual that has supported CHRONICLYsILLy, and all of the kind words you have all shared with me, I have met some incredible individuals, and I am truly humbled by your kindness and support...And now I'll leave you with my "Nothing is Kim-Possible" Page of Hope (LFA) link, be sure to check it out, stop by and if you'd like sign the guestbook or make a contribution, and of course, I would never part ways without our daily Jolt-of-Java:
Jolt-of-Java: "A keen sense of humor helps us overlook the unbecoming, understand the unconventional, tolerate the unpleasant, overcome the unexpected and outlast the unbearable, and remember, whether you think you can, or you think you can't...you are right" an adapation from Billy Graham & Henry Ford