Dear Prescription Bottles...

Some Mid-week fun on this lovely Summer-time hump day! Mid June has hit and it's getting warm out and I'm feeling a little Lupie from it all! -- Oh wait, That must just be my medicine! ha! So this morning I'm getting silly, CHRONICLYsILLy style! Feel Free to join in on the fun!

Dear Platelets,

That party last night was wild! How low can you go!? Sincerely,

The other blood cells

Dear Prescription pill bottles,

There's not enough room on this night stand for both of us...Literally

Sincerely, The lamp

Dear Lupus,

Please feel free to cut the crap any time in the near future, it would be greatly appreciated.

Sincerely, Yours Truly and My Body

Dear Immune System,

When you decide to grow up and stop "over-reacting" like the drama queen you are, we can be on speaking terms again.

Sincerely,The tissue and organs your attacking

Dear Fattening and Deliciously Sinful foods,

Good Luck surviving the BBQ season... HA!

Sincerely, Prednisone

Dear Reynauds,

You are my B*tch! No tough feelings though?

Sincerely, Temperatures below 60 degrees

Dear Sciatica,

Your a real pain in the arse!

Sincerely, My arse!

Dear People who walk up the escalators,

The escalator moves for you- hence why I take it. If you wanted to walk- you should have taken the stairs...

Sincerely, I'm not moving out of your way

Dear Joint Pain,

Good Luck Holiday Shopping now.

Sincerely, C-Reactive protein

Dear Gangstas,

Some of us walk that way because we're in pain, not because we think it looks "gangsta"

Sincerely, I promise it doesn't look as cool as you think

Dear Extreme Fatigue,

Jokes on You.

Sincerely, Insomnia

Dear Diets,

HA HA HA HA HA!

Sincerely, Prednisone cravings

I hope you enjoyed these as much as I enjoyed thinking them up!- feel free to share your own! They are too much fun and once the ball gets rolling it is never ending! Leave some comments and love and share your own as I would LOVE LOVE LOVE to hear them!

Jolt-of-Java: "Humor is mankind's greatest blessing" Mark Twain