Riddle Me This...Riddle Me That...

RIDDLE ME THIS...RIDDLE ME THAT...

1. I'm shiny and slender, you use me a lot...

But be careful, because a few is all that you've got!

Some days you have more, some days you have less...

If you have an abundance, you're feeling your best!

What am I?

2. You love me, you hate me, and all in between...

but lets be honest, I don't keep you lean!

I make you bloat! I make you swell!

But in the end I leave you feeling well!

What am I?

3. I'm your best friend but not by choice,

I know your coming just by your voice!

I fill your pills just about everyday,

Hopefully you have insurance and a small co-pay!

Who am I? ( I'm Best Friends with mine! lol)

4. I attack your Immune system, out of nowhere!

I make you weak, you lose your hair!

I can take you down it's quite easy you see,

I begin with an "F' and end with an "E"

What am I?

5. I'll leave your joints writhing in pain,

When I strike you'll have to walk with a cane!

I make your CRP elevated for sure!

I'm the reason your body is sore...

What am I?

6. What can you catch, but not throw?

7. What question can you never answer "yes"to?

8. When you see me I'm red, but inside I'm blue,

You can give me away, but I'm always with you...

9. I'm like a thick cloud, but I live in your head,

I'll make you forget everything that was just said...

10. I'm silent and stealth, no you cannot see me,

But I'll strike with force and sting like a bee,

I'll deceive and mislead you, and your doctors alike

And you will never know when I will strike....

What am I?

Answers will be posted later this week so Keep working on them and The answers will be posted here on the blog/facebook page for you all!